Fine, I am. Ended.
How could I? It’s not like I regularly jump into a sea of foam things.
Well then you’d be my big brother so you’d be better in my eyes. But you’re not, so Chase wins. No, him or mom don’t. They’ve been away since Dad passed away, they only got home two weeks ago. I can’t tell them. How the heck do you possibly tell them about all of this?
You’re not awkward though.
But it’s a pretty simple concept.
How about we call it a tie? And you have to tell them. They’re the ones that deserve to know about this the most. Forget everything I said about Harry, your family needs to know. As for telling them, I don’t know. Just do it.
I am.
Yeah, that. Why do I look like I’m trying to fly? Or that after I jumped I second guessed it and tried to grab on to something else? My arms are too long.
I know you would have. We’ve discussed this before.
Yeah, you are, but you’re not my brother. He just doesn’t know anything. Here we go again. A list of people who should know that don’t.
No. You’re not.
It looks like you don’t know what you’re doing.
Yeah.
Okay. Let’s say I’m your older brother and Chase is Doug and Kate’s older brother, would he still be the best older brother?? He doesn’t know? Why haven’t you told him?
Nope.
That he is. And he saved me from a fall of death. Even with my flailing arms.
I do. Even if he’s oblivious. He’s amazing.
You’re not an awkward person.
Are you talking about this again?:

Because if you are: xtyfyfggfyudcxdfftyf NO. I would’ve held it up if I was on that side.
Oh, and I’m not amazing? How is he oblivious?
I’m not.
He is awesome.
Nah, Chase wins.
Okay. But I am.
He’s a viking. I don’t think so.
Everything is awkward whenever I’m involved.
No it’s not!
Okay. Maybe just sometimes.
I think we should all protest by sleeping.
But that’d be conforming.
I’m tired.
And hyper.